1. It only encourages the bastards.
2. It’s like rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic.
3. Voting is meaningless when those who are voted for are not directly accountable to those who vote.
4. Your vote is an implicit endorsement of the system as a whole.
5. No matter who you vote for, the government always wins.
6. If god had meant for us to vote, she would have given us candidates.
7. If you must, vote for yourself.
